What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 13:17
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
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Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
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And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
What was the craziest place that you had sex with someone in public?
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
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Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
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Make Nazis afraid again!